The government wants Dianne to be pure

That's right, abstinence-only programs are now going to target adults up to age 29.

All of the interesting crimes happen near Greg

This is what Greg's friends do in their free time.

Oh my gosh!! He looks so different! He has changed SOOOO much. Look how big he is. WOW!

The title is for any of the tards in my ward that may stumble onto this. I hear the same damn thing every week. Check out the wizard hat. Wizards are cool...yeah man.




Kerri dressed him up in some redneck overalls. There are no fried pork rinds allowed in my house. So we were finally able to capture some smiles on camera that did not immediately follow a pitcher full of diarrhea unloading into his diaper.


He still does not look like either one of us. At least that is what I think. Someone actually had the audacity to say he had my nose. Why don't you go ahead and just call him Cyrano.

Homosexuality Test (safe for work)

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Destiny

My anniversary isn't until May, but I've already found the perfect card.

Stranger in the Night

A couple of weeks ago we had guest come rummage around our back deck. Cute little fuzzy guy ain't he? I had a trap set for him the next night but he didn't come back. A guy at church told me he used to catch them as a kid and then sell them for $5 to people for food. Yummy.

Part of a Balanced breakfast

There is just no better way to start your birthday than with a big slice of pound cake and 2% milk all before 9 am. I refuse to celebrate my birthday without pound cake.