Dare to dream

Sweet Jesus do I want one of these.






Kenneth is supposed to be shooting wild pigs, but instead that lazy bastard is working and raising children.

Great Porn Dragon

Everybody, Tony Zirkle for Congress!

"I've been getting a flood of e-mails and phone calls, some of which include death threats, about my attempt to raise awareness of how the great porn dragon inspires Jews into pornography and prostitution and then, like the snake he is, turns the public against the Jews."

1. No, this is not a joke.
2. Yes, he said "great porn dragon".

Further down the page, we also find out he has innovative plans for "divorce aids", more commonly known as the North American Dildo.

I'm considering discussing divorce aids and my plans for a "Derrenger's for Dildos" policy to put guns in American women's hands instead of divorce aids.

Slow down buddy, I'm still all excited about finding a porn dragon. I thought Jen would be excited by the prospect of a free gun, but instead all I heard was "you can have my dildo when you pry it from my cold dead hand."

Swift Farm part 2

More rolling hills.








Future driveway to a house.









This is where we will make moonshine.








Get drunk with all of the foxes.







And catch dad flyfishing for minnows.

Future sight of Swift Farms INC

Here we have the future sight of Swift Farms. Growing some corn, raising a couple head of cattle for milk and meat purposes, horses, chickens, and whatever else we might fancy. Of course, we cannot forget our vegetable gardens or the fruit trees.





Who needs a swimming pool when you have a lovable pond. CANNONBALL!!!!.








More pictures of the land and streams located on the 48 acres. We would have to build a bridge over some of the creeks to get to the main part of the property.






Just think of the hills covered in snow that we could sled down.







More o the rolling land. Where will be the perfect place to build a house? Only time will tell.

news reporters getting owned...and a little girl...

just to liven up a dead blog.