Gross

Since Kerri is sick she felt the need to do some cleaning. She said our fridge smelled and I told her she was full of crap. Turns out, the fridge was full of crap. For some reason, Kerri's buys a bunch of stuff and then forgets about it as it gets pushed to the back of the fridge. Noticed the wrinkled edges of the watermelon. It had been in there for about 3 weeks longer than it should have been





There is nothing wrong with this cream right? Except I bought it when everyone came out for Thanksgiving.... of '06.












Who keeps bile in a bag in the fridge? Kerri buys the strangest things at the store.











Who am I, Dr. Frankenstein? Nope, just the son of Camm Swift. Instead of crows in the freezer, there is a human heart in produce drawer of my fridge.

Birthday

I was looking through some of the older pics of McKenzie, and it occurs to me that it's been a while since we've enjoyed a couple classics involving Dianne. Namely, "Dianne the serial killer", and "Dianne tortures a child, espisode I".

Headbutt!

This is in a town pretty close to Conyers, so I call upon Kenneth to get us all the amusing details of the story of the guy who got beaten to death by an armless dude.

By the way, not my fault I don't have any pics up lately. Jen downloaded all of them to her laptop right after we got back, and then erased the card. That twit still hasn't given me a copies.

Ballbuster: Not just a nickname for Dianne

So who's got the record for Ballbuster in this family?


A conversation with my 8 year old grandson

Grandson (GS): That's my friend Brandon.

Me: Where?

GS: He was going into that store. He has the record for ballbuster.

Me: Ballbuster? What is that?

GS: You get on the monkey bars and put your legs on
both sides of a bar like you are riding a horse, and then everyone pulls on your legs. Brandon had 11 guys pulling on his legs. That's a record.

Me: That is not good. I hope you don't do it.

GS: No. Just Brandon and Hunter do it. Brandon said
it made his balls purple.

Me: That is not good. Don't ever do that. It could make
it so you can't have babies.

GS: Pa! I'm a boy. I can't have babies.