Ballbuster: Not just a nickname for Dianne

So who's got the record for Ballbuster in this family?


A conversation with my 8 year old grandson

Grandson (GS): That's my friend Brandon.

Me: Where?

GS: He was going into that store. He has the record for ballbuster.

Me: Ballbuster? What is that?

GS: You get on the monkey bars and put your legs on
both sides of a bar like you are riding a horse, and then everyone pulls on your legs. Brandon had 11 guys pulling on his legs. That's a record.

Me: That is not good. I hope you don't do it.

GS: No. Just Brandon and Hunter do it. Brandon said
it made his balls purple.

Me: That is not good. Don't ever do that. It could make
it so you can't have babies.

GS: Pa! I'm a boy. I can't have babies.