Great Porn Dragon

Everybody, Tony Zirkle for Congress!

"I've been getting a flood of e-mails and phone calls, some of which include death threats, about my attempt to raise awareness of how the great porn dragon inspires Jews into pornography and prostitution and then, like the snake he is, turns the public against the Jews."

1. No, this is not a joke.
2. Yes, he said "great porn dragon".

Further down the page, we also find out he has innovative plans for "divorce aids", more commonly known as the North American Dildo.

I'm considering discussing divorce aids and my plans for a "Derrenger's for Dildos" policy to put guns in American women's hands instead of divorce aids.

Slow down buddy, I'm still all excited about finding a porn dragon. I thought Jen would be excited by the prospect of a free gun, but instead all I heard was "you can have my dildo when you pry it from my cold dead hand."