Feeding babies

What Ken needs to do is take some video of my personal favorite, "baby's first lemon".

Corn on the Cob

Maddox is no longer into kiddie food. Whenever we decide to eat, he wants to eat our food and not his disgusting conglomerate of turkey/sweet potato puree.









So I just give him half of my corn on the cob. He loves to grind away at it. He likes it so much that he shoots me a dirty look if I put his down to take a bite of mine.












Soon, he is sick of relying on me and jams the whole thing in his mouth and proceeds to scrape all the corn off. Somehow that is more efficient to him.

















The best part will be tomorrow when Kerri finds a corn on the cob in his diaper. hahaha

It runs in the family

Here is Maddox playing police man in my take home car that sits in my driveway. He looks like a natural doesn't he. Ready to place handcuff on any piece of crap that looks at him the wrong way, just like Daddy. hahaha just kidding.











Flying down the road at break neck speeds, ready to jump out and chase down any criminal who decides to flee from officers. That's my boy.









If you are going to be a police officer, you have to have "the look." No further explanation needed.











Lets get real, if he truly is a Swift, the most likely place he will end up is in the back seat.












Just like his aunt, uncle, father, and grandfather before him, so must the prophecy be fulfilled.

July 4th

So what did you guys end up doing? We did the usual buying of the humongous box of fireworks at Costco. Jen and the girls went to the city fair in the morning, and we hid from the heat in the afternoon until it cooled down enough to go outside and light off our stuff.

The Atlantic Ocean is now safe

On a deep sea fishing trip in early June out of Myrtle Beach SC, I made waters safe for swimmers and had a tasty bowl of shark fin soup too.







I actually let future JAWS go in spirit of the man-cartilagenous fish bond.






While at Myrtle Beach we went to Alligator Adventure and got to see them feed the alligators, and Mandie faced her fear of carnivorous reptiles. All in all a fun trip.