I will never drink Gatorade again....EVER!!
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posted by Ken @ 4/21/2006 03:50:00 PM
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Jen's absolute favorite drink is Gatorade. No joke. She likes to buy flats of it at Costco. And even better, her favorite ones are purple.
That made me laugh so hard, especially since I had just finished quenching my thirst only about 30 seconds prior to reading this with some lemon-lime gatorade x-factor.
Did you splash it all over your face, like in the commercials? I only want to know one more thing. Is it in you?
Ken speaking of partaking of homo-erotic food items, do you remember our freshman year of college when you went through a corndog craze period. I remember you ate a whole box of foster farms corndogs in like 2 days. I think one day you ate about 10 corndogs. What was your record for one day? I'm suprised you're still alive. I still think it is funny how you loved those corndogs.
I just had some gatorade again and had to laugh.
I love me some corndogs. Frozen ones at that. I remember. I would buy them at Smith's. In a two week period I think I ate 72 or something like that. The corndogs came 12 to a box with a bonus 2. Everytime I pass a corndog, I start craving them.
Man... I gotta get me some Gatorade. [licks lips]
now all i can think, "i have a flat of penises under my bed." i always wondered why i craved it so much.
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