Sometimes pregnant women are scary

Post Secret rocks. Gordon has put it up before but I was reading this one and it really struck a chord. Maybe not like the sentimental post cards that confess molestation, suicide, and infidility, but more along the lines of events that happen close to home.

I often see the gaze my wife casts over food. Lately, being 5 months pregnant, I tried to imagine the food before her as a crippled gazelle starring at the cold, heartless eyes of a lion moments before a powerful maw clamps down on its jugular.

I often see the gaze my wife casts over food. Lately, being 5 months pregnant, I tried to imagine the food before her as a crippled gazelle starring at the cold, heartless eyes of a lion moments before a powerful maw clamps down on its jugular.

However, this poor fool described it better than I ever could. I am assuming that this person is real and this could be a real problem. Maybe that is why I found it so hilarious. Because I can see my wife, protruding belly and all, emptying a clip into some toque wearing pastry chef to gorge on cheesecake.