Thursday, April 13, 2006

Ninjas on the loose

ATF agents detained a ninja at the University of Georgia on Tuesday. No, really. Jeremiah Ransom was returning from a "pirate vs. ninja event when he was detained."

Jeremiah's virginity was a violation, but only of social norms. He was set free.

2 Comments:

At 4/13/2006 10:02:00 AM, Blogger Ken said...

That reminds me, about 9 months ago there was a video of a DEA agent shooting himself in the foot infront of a classroom of children. Well, he just filed lawsuit against the government claiming they have crippled his career with the release fo the video. I think it was actually when he shot himself in front of children that ruined his career.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0411061foot1.html

 
At 4/13/2006 11:43:00 AM, Blogger Native Minnow said...

You know what's cooler than ninjas? Ninja monkeys.

 

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