i adopted a cat. his name is murphy, he is two years old, and he stays inside all the time. i am one step closer to being the crazy spinster on the street with all the cats.
Yeah sorry about the obscure statement. I was referring to how at the end of every The Price is Right Bob Barker always says "help keep the pet population under control by having your pets spayed or neutered." It just looked like murphy had the gonads able to impregnate half the cats in LA in a single night.
I just saw Barker on the Game show network. That guy looks like he is the forgotten bratwurst still spinning on the 7-11 cooker. You know the dark, wrinkled, dried out ones. His skin looks blistered, all crispy and ready to be peeled off.
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I was thinking more like crazy sphincter.
When glanced quickly at the last picture I thought murphy was Bob Barker's nightmare come true.
bob barker?!?! the guy from price is right?
Yeah? I don't understand the whole Bob Barker comment either
Damn Kenneth beat me to the sphincter joke.
I think Bob Barker has some foundation that funds pet neutering.
As I was reading it, sphincter was the word I saw. Maybe I just have sphincter on the brain.
hahaha...ahhhh i see. i thought his tail looked like huge testicles at first too and i thought, i don't remember those.
Yeah sorry about the obscure statement. I was referring to how at the end of every The Price is Right Bob Barker always says "help keep the pet population under control by having your pets spayed or neutered." It just looked like murphy had the gonads able to impregnate half the cats in LA in a single night.
I just saw Barker on the Game show network. That guy looks like he is the forgotten bratwurst still spinning on the 7-11 cooker. You know the dark, wrinkled, dried out ones. His skin looks blistered, all crispy and ready to be peeled off.
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