Everyone, great and small, is welcome at my house.

Anytime someone walks up to my front door, I hope they get a good look at what is waiting to drop on their head. I am harvesting baby black widows to serve as my army against humans.

You can get a good look at all my minions and the ready-to-burst egg sac with all new soldiers. No one will be able to stop me! BWAHAHAHAHA!

Of course I had to kill the mother in front of all of her children. That way they will know my ruthlessness and obey my every command. Of course I want to buy some candy to support your elementary school. Wait right here in the doorway until I get back with my money...
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Have I taught you nothing? The proper way to kill bugs is blowtorch style with a can of WD-40 and a lighter.
Did any of you Swift kids ever volunteer with the Humane Society in Pasadena? No? Wow, what a shocker.
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