Next, on a Very Special Swiftblog

I'd like to see the Very Special Episode brought back. These would make a hell of a compilation DVD.

Scroll down to the examples and check out the lists for Diff'rent Strokes and Facts of Life. Sweet Jesus what were Mom and Dad letting us watch? Arnold almost got molested? Tootie lured by kiddie porn? Clown rape?

Some of these are just bizarre.

Growing Pains - Mike's friend Boner drops out of school and enlists in the military.

Apparently during the 80's you could name kids "Boner"

And what's the deal with Family Ties?

Family Ties - A business associate of Steven's makes a pass at Mallory and is urged to seek professional help.

I need to start writing for television. The premise is good, but the ending needs work. I'm think of something along the lines of...

Family Ties - A business associate of Gordon's makes a pass at McKenzie and is urged to hold still while Gordon cuts off his dick.