Thursday, January 12, 2006

goodbye little buddy



they went in through my bellybutton and those other two marks. no stitches! just some good ol super glue. but they pumped my stomach full of air so while the rest of my body has dropped fifteen pounds in the last week and half, my gut looks like i am in the early stages of a pregnancy. cute on a little kid, not so much on an adult. good bye mr. appendix, we had some good times together. it is a shame things had to end this way.

9 Comments:

At 1/12/2006 06:33:00 PM, Blogger Ken said...

hahaha. Those are sick. They look like anuses on your stomache. All hail Cornholio. She needs t.p. for her multiple bungholios.

 
At 1/12/2006 08:24:00 PM, Blogger dianne said...

and look, no stitches! just glue. i look like some third grader's science project.

 
At 1/12/2006 09:32:00 PM, Blogger Greg said...

It looks like you were attacked by three of those computer bug things that Agent Smith let loose into Neo's Belly button in The Matrix.

 
At 1/13/2006 12:29:00 AM, Blogger Gordon said...

That's so awesome. You could totally steam the glue off your belly button, and poke a finger inside and feel around.

 
At 1/17/2006 05:42:00 AM, Blogger Ken said...

Your anuses (anui?) are hypnotic. Kerri wont even look at them because of her morning sickness and they make her queasy. hahaa

 
At 1/18/2006 07:35:00 AM, Blogger dianne said...

the glue is finally beginning to peel off. my whole belly button had this huge piece i picked out. so gross.

 
At 1/19/2006 07:09:00 AM, Blogger Gordon said...

was it chewy?

 
At 1/19/2006 08:41:00 AM, Blogger dianne said...

sick!

 
At 1/19/2006 07:54:00 PM, Blogger Greg said...

Would they still have benn able to go in through your belly botton if you had an outie?

 

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