Just when you think you have seen it all

What in the absolute hell is wrong with people. There are certain stages in a person's life that necessitate a thorough examination of priorities and values. Sometimes, you need to stop and ask yourself, "Why am I carrying a severed penis in my hand?" Or even "What am I doing with my life? I should have never quit my job at the YMCA." But even after the inquiry into ones soul and epiphanic awakening, why would you put a severed human penis into a microwave at the local quikimart. As if the crap that is heated up at your local AmPm isn't already classified as medical waste, someone had to go ahead and nuke some poor man's pride and joy.


Authorities are now investigating a strange incident in McKeesport. Someone brought a severed male body part to a Get-Go to heat up in the microwave, and now police are trying to find the culprit.

McKeesport Police say a man walked into the store, located on Fifth Avenue, and asked the clerk to use the microwave oven.

After the clerk noticed a strange smell coming from the microwave, she told police she opened the door and discovered human male genitalia wrapped in a paper towel cooking inside.

Lorena Bobbitt, the challenge has been issued, the gauntlet thrown.