Ahhhhh. It feels so good to graduate. Now I can start accomplishing my goals in life. Like having a kid and being broke. It will be everything I have ever dreamed of.
You could beat up teenagers and sic dogs on people at raves while singing Rage Against the Machine lyrics. That would be entertaining... in a Stanley Kubrick/Clockwork Orange kind of way.
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you will just have to become a dirty cop. watch "the shield" and pick up a few pointers and tips.
Remember when mom worked catering and would bring home unused food? Now that will be Ken, except that he'll be bringing home crack.
I remember big black hefty bags filled with cut up fruit. I would dig around for the cantaloupe.
Congratulations. If you move to Utah, being a cop is like having a license to kill:
http://www.sltrib.com/utah/ci_4103763
http://www.deseretnews.com/dn/print/1,1442,600148789,00.html
You could beat up teenagers and sic dogs on people at raves while singing Rage Against the Machine lyrics. That would be entertaining... in a Stanley Kubrick/Clockwork Orange kind of way.
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