The Swift name lives on

It is a HUGE boy. It was easy for me to tell right away that it was a boy. Kerri wanted to know why his penis was so pointed. You know, his penis is only 16 weeks along and he has not been circumcised. Give him a break.





This is almost a freaky as it gets, then you look at it color down below. I immediately think "Oh no, it is Skeletor. BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!!!" No really, he is pretty bony.






So here is a profile shot. You can see the face and everything. Yes, that is his nose, Gord. Yes, he got it from me. It was really cool because when they had the video going you could see his tongue moving as he swallowed the amniotic fluid.





So here are his official measurements. As you can see he is at or above the 90th percentile for being only 16 weeks and 1 day. If you look closely, it is really the same line so he could, in fact, be in the 10th percentile. He is only 5 oz. But "it" is a he and that is all that matters.




This is where it gets really freaky. While she was doing this, I kept thinking he was going to open his eyes, look at me, and then in true Swift fashion, give me the bird. Instead, he kept putting his hand infront of his face. Maybe he will be a boxer. Or maybe he is shielding himself from the ultrasonic waves boiling the gray matter in his brain.



Ahhh. The precious moment of my son cuddling up next to my wife's guts. When they actually had the split second of showing a frontal of his face, he looked like an alien or a pig. When you come across a hybrid of the two, you'll know what I am talking about. I will tell you this. Now that I had the chance to discover the sex of my unborn child and was revealed that it would be a son, I realized the process was totally worth it. However, had it been a girl, I would have bitched and moaned for 2 weeks about what a crock of shit that place was and its only purpose was to strip you of your hard earned money. I love you Anneke, McKenzie, Megan, and Casey.