Thursday, November 17, 2005

It's shocking I tell you

No wonder Kenneth doesn't have kids. His hobbies are getting in the way.


Serbs line up for testicle shocks
Men in Serbia are
lining up to have electric shocks delivered to their testicles as part of a new contraceptive treatment.
Serbian fertility expert Dr Sava Bojovic, who runs
one of the clinics offering the service, said the small electric shock makes men temporarily infertile by stunning their sperm into a state of immobility.
He said: "We attach electrodes to either side of the testicles and send low electricity currents flowing through them.
"This stuns the sperm,
effectively putting them to sleep for up to 10 days, which means couples can have sex without fear of getting pregnant.
"The method does not kill the
sperm permanently and it does not affect the patient's health."
Dr Bojovic added patients were now lining up at his fertility clinic in Novi Banovci for the shock treatment, as it had none of the problems attached to using condoms, the male pill or having a vasectomy.
He added: "We are hoping to have a
small battery powered version on sale in the shops in time for Xmas."

1 Comments:

At 11/21/2005 11:28:00 AM, Blogger Ken said...

Hey, if it is not permanant, I am all for it.

 

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