Mormon Darwin Award
Man Jumped From Truck Following Argument
November 12th, 2005 @ 9:21pm
November 12th, 2005 @ 9:21pm
(KSL News) Police now say an argument caused a 21-year-old man to jump from a moving truck in South Jordan.
Tyler Poulson was riding with his brothers last night when he became offended by one of them using profanity. Poulson, who recently returned from an LDS mission, threatened to get out of the truck if he continued.
One of the men, not thinking he would, told Poulson to.
Earlier police said the car was going about 35 miles an hour when Poulson opened the door and jumped. He was pronounced dead on scene.
posted by Gordon @ 11/13/2005 08:21:00 PM
5 comments
5 Comments:
I am guessing he thought the Spirit would allow him land gracefully on the cement.
Haha. Not exactly Daniel in the lion's den. Apparently not even God can protect you from yourself.
35 miles does not sound so bad but when you are actually in the car going that speed he should have realized how much that would f him up. hahaha, "f."
hey, Jesus walked on water, changed water into wine, and hundreds of other things. He said with faith the size of a mustard seed you could move a mountain. Even AFTER serving a MISSION, this guy couldnt even jump out of a car doing 35? He must not have been a good missionary.
That mustard seed thing is bogus. I can't tell you how many times I've tried to get some asshole to burst into flames with my mind and...NOTHING! I had a mustard seed damnit, is the occasional tard flaming too much to ask? I think not.
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