Jokes

Some of the better jokes I've seen lately:


Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

Q. How can you tell the porno star at the gas station?
A. Just as the gas starts up the hose, he pulls out the nozzle and sprays the gas all over the car.

Q. How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
A. Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out.